A vacuum cleaner salesman came knocking on my door. Before I could talk, he dumped a bucket of "DOG SH!T" On my rug and said, "If this vacuum don't remove every trace of it, I'll personally eat what's left!" I replied, "I hope you're hungry because they cut my electricity off this morning!" Laughter.

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Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her Birthday. We'll have that vacuum cleaner working again in no time.

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